Thursday, December 5, 2013

Terms of Ensmearment: A Love Story

Marzak and Glibaka were both successful prefects of the All-Ingesting Inter-Galactic Hivelord of Zizax Prime when they were introduced through the dating site www.feculentmate.gax.

The Outlanders fled when the Bloodsnake invaded, devouring all in its path, and only Marzak remained to contend with it.  Glibaka was in the third trimester of her cryogenic ovulation cycle; she was obviously unable to spurt the gastrointestinal acids that formed her first line of defence, and was thus rendered helpless.  Marzak, seeing her plight, bit off four of his own scrota and rendered them in his belly, creating a natural acid that seared the pincers off the Bloodsnake. 

In an orgy of destruction, shrieking rage and unspeakable filth the Bloodsnake was driven back to its squalid lair.  Glibaka smeared Marzak’s exoskeleton with fecal enzymes in gratitude.

With Glibaka's ovulates festering safely in her scumsack, Marzak offered her his remaining scrota, on which she gently gorged for the remainder of his dormancy.  He wasn’t the ideal mate - he lacked the full protein spectrum of an uninjured male - but they made it work through hard work and lots of slimy goo.

It was love at first ooze.

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